The other bad first dates don't have long stories, but they still have some interesting details I thought would be laughable.
One guy threw up fish all over my hallway carpet and then tried to clean it up with a hand towel, only to leave it for me to clean up later.
Another guy was certain to tell me that he expected me to get CIA level clearance before I could ever come to his house. He was not joking.
Those are the only other two I could think of right now. I'll be sure to add more as I have them!